THE GOLDEN SHOWER
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Land on Senators to squash them for a speed boost
Crush Democracy. Avoid Consequences. Pursue Your Golden Shower.
-- Enemies of the State --
The Bern
Shoots inflammatory socialist rhetoric
Cortez the Killer
Throws impeachment articles
Island Boy
Criminal association causes reputation damage
The Son
Desperately wants your affection - weighs you down
The Senator
Cowardly sycophant (squashable for speed boost)
State Secretary
Boss of the Pizza Dungeon
The Bern
Shoots inflammatory socialist rhetoric
Cortez the Killer
Throws impeachment articles
Island Boy
Criminal association causes reputation damage
The Son
Desperately wants your affection - weighs you down
The Senator
Cowardly sycophant (squashable for speed boost)
State Secretary
Boss of the Pizza Dungeon
-- Lover of the State --
Princess Putina
Your authoritarian muse — the ultimate prize